Too Sober For This

creativityflows:
gothcostco:
gothcostco:
i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries
grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need
A cat
a cat.

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corvidaedream:

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin
like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that’s apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly “daniel, stop that” the activity stops immediately
and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like “Hey! Cut it out.” and then vanishes and no one believes this child

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pukicho:

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I’d use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

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captain-americas-ass-tm:

another-exclus:
horreurscopes:
there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm
Vampires can come out earlier
One sexy reason

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ghostquick:

elizabitchtaylor:
hellahealy:
3treehill:
empathydisorder:
yoncevevo:
FUCK
if i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like.
im honestly sick to my stomach she is amazing
So cute omg
This is the sign the fan was holding!!!!!
this is my favourite.

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totallynotfabianschwartz:

vivialopod:
hullaballoons:
little-king-john:
artwhork:
ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want
“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.
ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao
“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”
“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”
Drinking snake venom is harmless too lmao

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still-she-haunts-me-phantomwise:

Following White Rabbits in Film Pt. 1 (1900′s - 1970′s)
burning with curiousity, she ran across the field after it…

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marvelousuperlock:

Did season 9 Castiel write this???

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kunstzauber:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
raineydaydelib:
h-brook-writes:
capillaries:
plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome
Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back.
Bilbo Baggins.
NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE
are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

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onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like